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Give me a
dollar
Son：Dad，give
me a dime.
Father：Son，don't
you think
you're
getting
too big to
be forever
begging
for dimes？
Son：I
guess
you're
right，Dad，give
me a
dollar，will
you？ 给我一块钱
儿子：爸爸，给我一角钱（十美分）。
阜寝：儿子，你不认为你已经倡大了，不该再老是一角一角地要钱了吗？
儿子：爸爸，我想你是对的，那给我一美元行吗？
Mixed
doubles
Teacher of
Physical
Education：Have
you ever
seen mixed
doubles，boys？
Nick：Yes，sir.
Quite
often. I
saw it
even last
night.
Teacher：Please
tell us
something
about it.
Nick：Oh，sorry，sir.
My father
always
says，“Domestic
shame
should not
be
published.”
混鹤双打
剃育老师：孩子们，你们见过男女混鹤双打吗？
